Ellington

This is not merely bad. This is ineptitude on a staggering, world-historical scale. … it's simply impossible to describe how awful this performance is.

Which college football coach is this Slate writer talking about? Ed Orgeron? Sylvester Croom? No, it's self-proclaimed genius Charlie Weis, who's the subject of "The Worst Football Coach In The Universe."

Speaking of the Crying Irish, here's hoping they receive their long-overdue beatdown at the hands of Navy in their game on Nov. 3. In the meantime, please amuse yourself with the following:

Navy vs. Notre Dame, and a Doctor S favorite, "Notre Dame Spirit Spot 2006."