Ellington

WJTV-12 might have to break out its checkbook and write the FCC a check for $27,500 or more. Why? The FCC has promised to investigate the "deplorable stunt" during the Super Bowl halftime when Justin Timberlame ripped off a piece of Janet Jackson's costume, exposing her right breast. The action appears to have been anything but spontaneous. The FCC is also miffed about the crotch grabbing by male performers during the show. CBS faces a big fine and the FCC could fine each station that aired the halftime show up to 27.5K per violation. Anybody count how many times the male performers grabbed their packages? ... Meanwhile, Doctor S knows every American will be relieved to learn that President Bush slept through the entire thing.

MTV erased its pregame promise of "shocking moments" from its Web site. But it's not so easy to get rid of something that's been on the Web ....