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Vicksburg native Dmitri Young is on the run from the law. Well, actually the Detroit Tigers slugger is apparently in drug rehab. But he didn't show up for a court date on charges of choking a woman, so it's the same thing. Meanwhile, Deadspin points to the Dugout's unique "coverage" of Young's hijinks. So wrong. So un-PC. So funny. Even funnier than this.