Ellington

yers have had a lot of trouble with the law in the past year, but the school is thinking of changing its fight song to "Jailhouse Rock." ... You can't blame Jerry Krause for quitting as Chicago Bulls GM due to health problems. Watching that team is enough to make anybody sick. ... Dr. S is still surprised that Jackson State didn't select Lanier High coach Thomas Billups to be the Tigers new men's basketball coach. After all, Billups has extensive recruiting experience. ... The Iraqi high command calls a secret meeting of Saddam Hussein's doubles. "Men," one official says, "I have good news and bad news. The good news: Saddam is alive. The bad news: He's lost an arm." .... Overheard on Jackson sports talk radio: "The State Fair Commission doesn't care about having anything in the Coliseum that doesn't crap on the floor."