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Dr. S will be here for you 24/7, slaving away to bring you the sports news and views you so richly deserve. Meanwhile, our raving correspondent Fester is taking Thanksgiving week off. I think the real problem is, they don't have computers in the jail he's visiting. Anyway, the slacker does offer some brief words of wisdom this week.

Fester sez"

Alabama is the 2002 SEC definition of physical. Men amongst boys ... The Advocate's Scott Rabalais wrote last Sunday that LSU was the only eligible school in the SEC West to control its own Atlanta destiny. Ummmm, Scotty Boy, you may want to check on the Pigs. The laziness and myopia of the Baton Rouge media never ceases to amaze Fester. ... Miss. State is 0-6 in the conference for the first time since the Tech-and-Ten disaster in 1988. A 21-14 season-opening win over La. Tech was the only blemish on that slate. ... Until any evidence to the contrary, Michael Vick and the Falcons own the Saints.