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Between crime talk and controversy, the news can look pretty bleak. Here are a few headlines—some wishful and some weird—that would brighten Jackson’s day:

Fondren Erects Hip-Hop Memorial Statue

Trump's Toupee Latest to Bow out of Presidential Race

Council: No to Wasting Time, Yes to Snow Cone Day

Godzilla Tears Down Old Miss. Valley Title Insurance Building

Walker, Texas Ranger Throws Hat in for Sheriff

Charter Schools Reach Critical Mass, Create Wormhole

Clinton Emails Reveal a Ton of Spam

Sagging Arrests Lead to Belt Industry Conspiracy