Ellington

I have a love/hate relationship with french fries: I love them, they hate my gut. No, not my guts. My gut. The one that's there hiding my waist.

Be it noted: This self-imposed sacrifice does not include sweet potato fries, though I will even limit my intake of those to only twice in the 30-day period.

I'm off to the bathroom to sulk now.

Update: I cheated the day after I posted this. I suck. I'm starting over.