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If the New Orleans Saints lose Monday night (7:30 p.m., ESPN/620 AM), they can forget about the playoffs. Meanwhile, how far will team owner Tom Benson go to learn the identity of the Mystery Pooper?

Mississippi's favorite NFL son Brett Favre pulls another miracle in a career of them, leading the New York Jets to a 34-13 upset of the Tennessee Titans.

New York Giants QB Eli Manning plays pretty well, too.

Philadelphia Eagles QB Donovan McNabb is still an idiot. Now he's a bench-warmer, too. Who will leave Philly first, McNabb or Eagles coach Andy Reid? (Reid didn't know the NFL overtime rule, either. He's an idiot, too.)