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Confessed dog killer and former NFL quarterback Michael Vick has tested positive for marijuana. No way! Authorities will be keeping a tighter rein on Mr. Vick until they throw him into the hole.

Doctor S has heard people say that Vick is "really not a bad guy." Maybe. But he sure as hell is a stupid guy. If Ron Mexico was hoping the judge would go easy on him when he's sentenced on Dec. 10, he can forget that.