Ellington

I sure hate this happened. No, seriously.

If a suspect is arrested, he could face federal product tampering charges as well as local and state charges, FBI Special Agent Lori Bailey said. Tampering charges could carry a 10-year sentence.

Because you know as well as I do this kid's thought process never made it beyond this statement...

"Duuuuude, I've totally figured out a way to make Mr. Benson pay for failing me on that math exam.....First, I'm gonna need some muffins..."

And then the guy on the couch playing video games just nodded and intoned "Duuuuuude."

And that was that.