Ellington

I so need to be hanging out at Home Depot.

Large quantities of drugs were found inside merchandise from at least two Home Depot stores in Massachusetts, and authorities are investigating, police said Wednesday.

A contractor late last week discovered two 50-pound "bricks" of marijuana wrapped in plastic bags inside a bathroom vanity he had purchased at a Home Depot store in Tewksbury, said Chief of Detectives Lt. Dennis Peterson.

What's going on here? I can't get one good dime bag in Jackson because of Frank Melton, but I can walk into Home Depot, buy a bathroom vanity, and have enough street value drugs to pay off my student loans?

This just isn't fair.

Previous Comments

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106535

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Maybe you need to hang with Frank more Ali? Seems his "boys," at least Charles Walker, has some way to get weed. Or maybe go on a roadblock with him. He brags about smelling the smoke then telling the kids in the car not to smoke weed and to go home. Then you can follow 'em and see if they can hook you up! Or maybe one of his informants will tell you what house people are smoking weed in so you can go bust up in there. If you need help, Melton has trotted out a law that allows "Males 21 to 60" to fight crime. Just call it a bust and go on in. Just an idea...

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pikersam

Date

2006-06-14T22:40:34-06:00

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106536

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Pike-um, I don't know if you noticed...but I'm not a MALE. :)

Author

Lori G

Date

2006-06-15T08:18:11-06:00

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106537

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I know, it was getting late and I left out "take a male" before going on a bust. Sorry... Also, I wonder how many "bathroom vanities" make it to their intended destination? I guess this was probably one of hundreds of "vanities" packages this way. One of the weirdest drug stories I've read lately is that the DEA found bricks of cocaine with herion packaged in the middle of the bricks. Why? To be able to charge the "carriers" less for transporting cocaine when in fact they were hauling herion. Even the dealers screw the dealers over!

Author

pikersam

Date

2006-06-15T08:38:52-06:00

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106538

Comment

Hey, ya'll, check out the ads that appear to the right of this page..........Funny.

Author

ChrisCavanaugh

Date

2006-06-15T09:46:08-06:00

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106539

Comment

Gotta Love Google.

Author

Lori G

Date

2006-06-15T09:57:41-06:00

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106540

Comment

Ali, Ive enjoyed your articles and posts. Im finally registered as a member so I am writing to say thanks. very funny stuff. smart, too.

Author

squid

Date

2006-06-15T15:07:21-06:00

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106541

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Ali love all over the place today. I might not ever have to go back to therapy again! Thanks Squid. Keep reading. Feel free to send me money. ;)

Author

Lori G

Date

2006-06-15T15:39:36-06:00

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106542

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Anyone else predictng a run on bathroom vanities this week? Get 'em while they're hot!

Author

eray

Date

2006-06-15T17:44:12-06:00

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106543

Comment

Oh my god, I can send money? Sweet. I was wondering about ways I could really show how much I liked your blog/columns, kept trying to come up with clever words, phrases that would cath your eye as a writer... It never occurred to me to use simple currency..... expect lots soon. glad youre at least saving therapy money.

Author

squid

Date

2006-06-21T13:54:55-06:00