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NFL Girls Gone Wild: The Police Report

That's right, the police report on the Carolina Panthers lesbian cheerleaders has finally been made public. Doctor S has to agree with Deadspin that it reads like a letter to Penthouse. ("Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me ...")

As you will recall, the cheerleaders were allegedly having sex in a bathroom stall at a nightclub while a long line of women were waiting to use the facilities. Sure what witnesses saw from outside the stall is hilarious, but Doctor S enjoyed victim Melissa Holden's report that "many of the girls in line were yelling for the two girls to hurry out of the stall. ... some of the patrons were yelling things such as 'Go get a room for that' and calling them 'Whores'. " Those were fighting words.

You know, Doctor S wondered if this story was appropriate for this blog. Then he saw that an earlier report on the NFL's naughtiest got 2,015 views and 27 comments (both Amazing SportsBlog records). Everybody loves the cheerleaders.

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