Ellington

"Bernanke-y...I just love you. You, ole boy, are 'bout to save me from this load of ass chappin' I been getting from the Jesus Freaks about Harry. She's bright and all but she likes the gays and that's just not gettin' past all those 600 Club people. Somehow, no matter what Rovey does, it ain't workin' out how I thought. And, what if he goes to jail? This whole highly oiled machine might catch a stray wingnut and fall apart. Dad even yelled at me last night, and then mom called me 'Sonny Boy' and I just felt stupid. I hate to feel stupid. But you, my boy, you're gonna make the people that REALLY count LOVE me. The people who gots money. Yep, I love you...sure do. Wanna make out? On second thought, I'm just gonna sit here and stare at how loverly you are..."

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103307

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Bush loves all the soldiers, too. http://www.guardian.co.uk/cartoons/stevebell/0,7371,1601562,00.html

Author

Steph

Date

2005-10-27T11:49:53-06:00