Ellington

Theme? We don't need no stinkin' theme. Just in time for the State Fair, here's a midway of unrelated items:

Ole Miss vs. Florida: Profit and puke
Baseball: Evil Empire vs. The Curse
Ryan Newman: What kind of fuel?
Rush Limbaugh: Loaded weapon, victim, sideshow freak or lidiot?
More baseball: The Joy of Sox, heroes or villains? And musing on the first round.
NHL: Opening night