Ellington

There's trouble coming to River City ... maybe. A day after saying Saturday's fight in Memphis was off, heavyweight has-been Mike Tyson changed his mind and said that facial tattoo or no, no training or no, he was going to fight. So call the prospects a definite maybe. Showtime will show the fight (maybe) along with a Jay-Z concert (for sure). And it's a free Showtime weekend. But there's nothing like seeing a freak show in person. (Did Dr. S mention that Tonya Harding is going to fight a woman from Mississippi, too? Maybe.)